THE PHILOSOPHY
There are only two things to worry about.
Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing for you to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, then there's nothing to worry about. If you die, there are only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry!
Better to tell the truth, and comfort their cry, than to create pain, when you tell them a lie.
--Loryn Michelle
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
--P. J. O'Rourke
A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
--Kermit the Frog
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if he or she were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do so with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
--Og Mandino
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced... Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
--Cherokee Proverb
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
--Dennis Miller
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?
In life you are given two ends, one to think with and the other to sit on. Your success in life depends on which end you use most. Heads you win, tails you lose.
--Conrad Burns, US Senator - Montana
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Author Erica Jong
